As a Londoner, a long-term member of Media Kitty and a writer/editor for many years, I must insist you drop this silliness and adopt West Ham United as your official "soccer" team. Do we as writers and business people always go for the easy option? I do not think so. So what is the point of going for Manchester United or Liverpool (add to this list, Chelsea and Arsenal)? It's as though you grew up in Denver and chose the New York Yankees because they happened to win something. Expect only derision from such a choice. You'd always be a pariah! West Ham United are famed for their graceful football and youth training academy, so I say, Up the Hammers! I look forward to your official response and adoption. Keep up the good work.

We won't mention the FA Cup loss a few years back to Grimsby Town...ooops, we just did!

That should officially put a smile on your face, Terence :-)